What if

What’s the first thing you would do if your were the opposite sex for a day?

Me? I’d masturbate! Gotta know what that’s all about from a first hand perspective.

But in all fictional seriousness, wouldn’t it be golden?

I’d be the idiot with a permasmile on my face, confined to my room the entire 23.5 hours I was a dude. The other .5 would be drawing my name with my wiener on the sidewalks 🙂

So, what would you do?

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